10 Things to expect in the next four years (if Obama and the Democrats take power)

1) The gap between rich and poor will shrink, thanks to a decrease in rich people's incomes.

2) There will be 12 million new Democratic party voters, thanks to an amnesty bill for illegal immigrants.

3) The Fairness Doctrine will be used to squelch conservative talk-radio, in the interest of reducing polarization and bringing people together.

4) Tax dollars will be used to subsidize struggling liberal newspapers, in the interest of promoting diversity in the marketplace.

5) The liberal media will encourage Palin to run in 2012, because they know her candidacy will be doomed.

6) Vague assassination threats on Obama will replace vague terror threats as a way to strike fear in the hearts of Americans.

7) Empathy will replace justice in the federal courts.

8) The federal government will fund abortions through the third trimester for any reason.

9) Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson will remind people that Obama is half-white after he fails to be as radical as they hoped.

10) High school dropout rates for African-Americans will go down, as Obama's success gives them hope of making it in America. (Every cloud has it's silver lining)